So the spelling is a bit . . . off. Ignore the ‘E’ before ‘If’ and the ‘n’ after ‘grow’. They are crossed out . . . sort of. ‘wont’ means ‘want’. ‘haf’ means ‘have’, as in ‘have to’ or ‘need to’. It made sense at the time, more than four decades ago. Perhaps I should rephrase it.
If you want your garden to grow, you must talk to it.
You must talk to your garden in order for it to grow.
Your garden requires regular discourse for healthy growth.
This concept dates from a time of big Boston ferns and spider plants suspended by coarse macrame with big wooden beads. Coleus and rubber tree were popular house plants too. Remember terrariums? There were big flowered daisies, tam junipers and big petunias in the yard. A group of three European white birches was cool, as if it was somehow unique . . . even though everyone else was doing it too.
Some people believed that gardens and houseplants were healthier if they were regularly engaged in conversation. Some of us would say that this is true only because those who talk to their gardens and houseplants are more involved with them, and are therefore more attentive to their needs. That makes sense. Otherwise, the theory has been neither confirmed or disproved by any reliably documented data.
I do not need data. My gardens did quite well with this technique. So did many of the annuals, perennials and trees I got to plant back then. The little disfigured Monterey pine that I met on my way to school ( https://tonytomeo.wordpress.com/2018/01/01/new-year-old-school/ ) is still doing well, long after all the others that I did not converse with are gone.
My father’s in law lived in a neighboring property which looked down a hill to ours and could watch me as I gardened. He used to tease me about the conversations is witnessed as I “played in my gardens”. Thanks for the memory. I continue to discuss the details of the day with all my plants.
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I had to pull up broom earlier today. The conversation was not pleasant.
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Talking to your garden guarantees your full interaction with and attention to everything going on there. Plus I worked in mental health for many years, and can tell you it’s perfectly ok. Your neighbors may think you’re crazy, but you know it’s just that you’re fully in touch with the earth.
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When I lived in town, the neighbors were crazier. I was the only one who did not have a gardener.
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We all do it don’t we? Having said that, I only discuss their well being with my plants. I don’t expect them to have an opinion on Kant’s Categorical Imperatives.
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It is not always easy though. We sometimes disagree on a few particular topics. My quince tree is a Presbyterian.
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Goodness, I’d dig them up if any of my trees started Bible bashing.
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Oh, it is not a problem. I have the bigger and heavier Catholic Bible.
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Ha! I blush at the number of times I added a little grouping of birch trees to landscape designs in the 70’s! And the astounding number of house plants (including, of course, spider plants and boston ferns!) I had to talk to in those days as well… Love that you managed to hang on to that cute little”illustrated” note… (I’m guessing some loving grown-up may have had something to do with that?…)
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I gave it to my maternal grandmother, probably when I was learning to write. My mother still has it somewhere.
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Hi Tony, I must say I just love how passionate you are about all things gardening!
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Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be horticulturists!
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Your words “If you want your garden to grow…” remind me of the great final song in “Candide”:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlVD-jrq_Yk]
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Prince Charles has often been mocked for admitting he talked to his plants but as with so much he says others eventually catch up!
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I wonder if the plants found his accent to be annoying.
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Yes I think you are right Tony, if you talk to your plants you observe and take more care of them and that results in better plants. You might like to look at this post I did on my other blog about singing plants https://pommepal.wordpress.com/2015/10/10/singing-plants-at-crystal-castle/
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After working with so many arborists for so long, I do not think this sounds totally far fetched. My colleagues often tell me of how they commune with some of the older trees that they work on, and how difficult it is to explain the experience on human terms. I think that if there was not ‘something’ going on with them, we would not be as fascinated with them as we are.
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Not only do I talk to them, but they make me write. 🙂
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Be careful with them. I had an African violet that tried to make me buy it a new Buick.
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Reblogged this on Tony Tomeo and commented:
Sadly, the not so little Monterey pine in the old school yard is now gone. Unfortunately, they do not last long in the chaparral climate of the Santa Clara Valley.
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I talk to my plants, too. Usually it’s to ask how they’re doing. After I didn’t water them when I should have.
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What do they say?
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Water…give me some water…
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Well, I should have guessed that. I suppose it is not as bad as what they could say, . . . if they ‘could say’.
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The African Violet might be civil, but the sansevieria hahnii, descended from plants I was given in childhood, probably have a vast store of curse words.
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Would one need to speak French to a French hybrid lilac?
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😉 Naah. They speak the language of the earth they’re planted in. But they might have an accent.
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The Earth has a language too?!
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Of course it does. No doubt you speak it, too–or read it. Clay and lime, loam and sand, rock and leaf mulch, toil and trouble!
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Does it talk dirty?
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