Redwoods really are impressive. They are such a pleasure to work with.
Redwoods are SO TALL!
How tall are they?
They are so tall that you can see for yourself if you look in this direction . . . from anywhere in North America.
They are so tall that if you need firewood, I can aim one in your direction as I cut it down.
They are so tall that while they drop foliar debris on the Ford and Chevrolet parked below, they also drop foliar debris on Mercury and Saturn in their respective orbits.
They are so tall that while other trees collect kites and Frisbees, they collect airplanes and satellites.
They are so tall that only a few of their seed survive. Most burn up in the atmosphere on their way down.
They are SO BIG too!
How big are they?
They are so big that some have tunnels cut through them so cars don’t run out of gasoline while…
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Very amusing…and then very informative! Stuff I need to know 🙂
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Do you know someone very far away who need firewood delivered?
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Far away from you? My next door neighbor 🙂
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No, far from there. That little redwood will eventually get so tall that if you cut it down, and aim it just right, you could deliver a good section of the trunk to friends in Kansas.
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